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During one sex scene, Ana thinks, "We still have this. It's apparently all good, though, because the sex makes up for any lack of connection they should have.
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Ana and Christian play games with each other's emotions and genuinely seem to have absolutely no clue how to communicate with another human being. James has managed to create one of the most blatantly antagonistic sociopaths I've ever seen, yet women everywhere are gobbling it up like he's the best thing since the vibrator.īut nothing really happens in the first 90% of the book except a lot of emotional manipulation. The temerity of this character is astounding.
Even after he has the balls to say, "Well, you won't take your top off again." She's angry at first, sure, but she forgives him. Ana gives him a pass because, emotionally, he's stuck in adolescence and this apparently gives him free reign to do as he likes with impunity. Like Christian marking up Ana's titties after she goes topless on a beach in the south of France. The only thing that set this one apart was the utter weirdness of a few of the scenes. It reads exactly like the other two books with its repetitive wording and infuriating platitudes, and because of this it suffers far more than the other two books. Drama, drama, drama, corn, some cheese, sex sex sex, lots of whining, Christian being clingy, Ana trying to assert her independence, blah blah blah. Ana's boobs get marked up in retaliation. Should we talk about what happened this time around? OK.
To be honest, it was because every time I even thought about reaching for my Kindle, my brain did this: But then I'd just keep surfing the internet. There wouldn't be anything to do online, and I'd sit at my desk thinking, Oh, I should really finish that book. I would read a page here and there, then turn my Kindle off and get online. I've never had a book so thoroughly turn off my desire to read before. I can honestly say that I had no idea this kind of feeling was even possible. Then I started reading Fifty Shades Freed. Needless to say, I wasn't even halfway through Fifty Shades Darker before I started getting bored, but I trudged on and it wasn't much different from any of the boredom I've experienced before. Certain people will give you a certain amount of latitude one way or another, sure, but if your composition is badly placed, taken at the wrong time of day, crowded, confusing, and out of focus.well, you get it. As a photographer, I can tell you that sucking ass in both categories won't get you far. James is a terrible writer, technically and artistically. I mean, I don't think that improved much, either, but the point I'm trying to make is that E.L. Look, I know there are those of you out there who think that it did get better, but I'm not talking about the story. I considered not bothering with the next two installments because I was certain it wouldn't get any better. In fact, I think I may have underestimated that book in terms of how thoroughly it would infuriate and disgust me.
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I went into Fifty Shades of Grey knowing full well I would probably hate it, and I wasn't wrong. That wasn't the case with the Fifty Shades trilogy. If I've invested enough of myself into a story to read more than one installment, it generally means I liked it (or at least something about it). My brothers end up finding me curled up in a ball somewhere and they laugh and call me names, most of which are variations of "emo douchebag" because I'm all like The only thing I know is that, usually after finishing a trilogy/series, I'm lost. I wish I could say Fifty Shades Freed met my expectations, but.well, honestly, I don't know what the fuck that was. Welcome back, fellow masochists (or those of you who simply wish to forgo the hassle of reading this crap and opt for my poignant reviews instead).
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